Wednesday, January 5, 2011

More Airline Humor!

December Statistics on Airport screening
From the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorists 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

Complaints 2 million


vivian said...

lol.. I bet!

Laura M. said...


gowestferalwoman said...

They forgot to add brazilians, ouch lol

yikes, how much can they see? can this save us the cost of an MRI? :D